At the 2013 MTV VMAs, Miley Cyrus took the stage in a duet performance with Robin Thicke.  No one expected her to molest the married man by Twerking on him.

If you’re unfamiliar with the term, Twerk is a name for a move that consists of bending over and booty bouncing. Society calls Twerking a dance. I prefer the term “mating call.”

Miley did achieve some level of success, however.  She got plenty of free publicity.  People are still raving about the distasteful performance.
Robin Thicke’s mother, Gloria Loring, told OMG! Insider that, “I was not expecting [Miley] to be putting her butt that close to my son. It’s not that I saw it once, it’s that I can never un-see it.”

We feel you, Mrs. Loring.

However, it’s not Miley’s ‘performance’ I’d like to bring to attention.  Instead, I’d like to talk about how white her tongue was as she was sticking it out for all to see.

Was Miley Cyrus drunk at her VMA performance?

According to Mayoclinic.com, a white tongue is caused by, “a coating of debris, bacteria, and dead cells. White tongue is the result of inflammation of the finger-like projections (papillae) on the surface of your tongue.”

Causes and conditions associated with white tongue include dehydration, excessive alcohol use, fever, dry mouth, smoking, oral thrush, or…. syphilis.

With her tongue as evidence, Miley could have very well been drunk on stage. This would explain her performance and how she still thinks she can dance.  Or she could have Syphilis. Also plausible.