None can escape the need to relieve one’s bladder, and ladies—lets face it—we have feminine issues we need to deal with that are not socially acceptable to do in public.   So where on campus would be a great place for a lady to do her thing? The bathroom, of course. Now the question becomes, “which bathroom?” Ladies, I feel you, there are a LOT of bathrooms on campus and not all of them are a pleasant time, are they?

First and foremost, the Conference Center and the Student Center bathrooms are going to be your most likely option for a good bathroom. They are spacious, decently clean, and who can say no to a condom dispenser? This is not by accident. A lot of visitors and students alike visit those toilets daily.

Now perhaps urinating next to someone is not your thing. Then maybe try a bathroom that is outside of the Conference Center and Student Center area. But I must warn you, you are traveling in dangerous territory if you choose this.

Charter Hall has some of the worst bathrooms I have ever used. The ladies room on the first floor is by far my least favorite. It has one toilet, one sink and one towel dispenser. It is cramped and not for anyone who doesn’t dig closed spaces. It also has a random side room with a chair inside. Still have not figured out the purpose of that room, but ladies use it as a waiting area for the toilet.

Second place worst bathroom is a tie between the second floor Bellows Academic’s bathroom and the Fine Arts’ second floor bathroom. They are awkward to be in, a toss up on cleanliness, and the third toilet has a curtain instead of a stall. That being said, when you’ve got to go, you’ve GOT TO go.