Finding a date in such a small city can be a challenge for some girls, but there are some gems hidden among all of the fast food drive-thrus and old houses.
If you’re looking for a fun guy, hang out between the toy and video game aisle in places like Walmart or K-Mart. Most of the crowd will be young, but there are surely a few eligible dudes snatching up Monopoly or the latest first-person shooter. Sure, he might pay more attention to his video game system than you, but at least he knows how to have a good time and his dexterity is off the charts.
For a brooding, serious, sensitive guy, check out the Hallmark shop. Whether he’s buying his mom a birthday card or a condolence card for his professor, you know this guy will always have the right card up his sleeve for you. A good first date would be to go to whatever movie adaption of the most recent Nicolas Sparks book is in theaters. But don’t spill your drink on him, it might ruin his guyliner.
If you think it’s unfair that only women over 40 get to be cougars check out either freshman orientation or the high school’s senior events! There will surely be some cradles to rob there, but remember to make sure he’s over 18. No one likes their steamy sessions interrupted by the cops.
Down to earth guys can be hard to find, but really, it’s easy to make your guy relax. Just offer him a little Nyquil and trip him. He’ll be down to earth in no time.
Trying to spice up your relationship? Cinnamon or cayenne pepper can be added to any food or couples activity to kick it up a notch!
Valentines day is only four months away. Start finding yourself a dude (and some backups) right away.
How to Find a Date in Marshall
Hannah Kiges, Variety Editor
November 13, 2012
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About the Contributor
Hannah Kiges, Variety Editor
Hannah Kiges is a Creative Writing major and Speech Communications minor at Southwest Minnesota State University. She hails from Hastings, Minnesota near the Twin Cities but now resides in Marshall. Hannah joined the newspaper in fall semester of 2011 as a writer and took on an editorial position at the end of the semester. One day Hannah hopes to write TV and movies and follow in the steps of her hero Joss Whedon.