#10
Tequila – The Champs
Short and Sweet, this 1-word classic proves how Minimalism can Maximize the effectiveness of word placement and establish the wildly popular marketing value of its self-titled lyrical content.
#9
Yummy – Justin Bieber
A favorite song of TikTok’s early days, Yummy proves to be a main course of the music scene with its swelling beats and food-related wordplay. The best songwriting showcase of JB’s discography, this one makes sure to leave listeners hungry for more.
#8
Around the World – Daft Punk
Another world-renowned Minimalist track, this Daft Punk song captures the essence of big city nightlife and party going repetition with the track’s title and sole phrase emerging 144 times throughout its runtime.
#7
It’s Everyday Bro – Jake Paul
A man of many talents, Jake Paul did not cease to impress with this Certified Bop. Being the other half of the accredited Paul Brothers on YouTube and one of the greatest up and coming boxers of this generation, Jake also flexed his superior songwriting talent to complete his triple threat of a persona. The genius lyrical flow and expectation-defying contents of the song hit harder than an uppercut to Nate Robinson.
#6
WAP – Cardi B
The queen of lyrical genius, WAP is a crowd favorite that showcases the far ends of lyrical wordplay. One of the most talented rappers of all time, this Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion smash hit shows the potential of hip hop’s future.
#5
Undone – Weezer
This Alt Rock super track is encapsulated in history as one of the heaviest and most emotionally gripping power ballads in Alternative Music History. There is no mistake; where listeners are concerned, the only thing other than their sweaters that are undone is their expectations of rock music in general.
#4
Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
An integral part of the foundation for the majority of hip hop’s newest emerging artists, Vanilla Ice froze the entirety of the rap game with Ice Ice Baby. This track featured a completely unique beat and a hook that left haters freezing over.
#3
Friday – Rebecca Black
A Cornerstone of 2010’s Pop, Rebecca Black set the dance scene on fire with Friday. The day before Saturday was never the same when this hall of famer hit the radios.
#2
I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
This throwback great challenges the best of self-empowerment classics and reinvented pop music as a whole. This song is reported to be gatekept more often than not in order to preserve its classic eminence, but even still it could not escape remixes and reinvention by other greats like Migos. The concept of Self-Love burst into popular radio with this all time classic.
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- Wah Gwan Delilah – Sn4w Day
- Blitzkrieg Bop – The Ramones
- Swalla – Jason Derulo
- Drip – Klondike Blonde
- Hotline Bling – Drake
#1
Break Stuff – Limp Bizkit
The entire music game was broken after Limp Bizkit launched one of the most prolific titles in music history. Not only as a musician, but as a genre-inventing, expectation-warping, revolutionary of an artist, Fred Durst and his legendary crew of Rock-Rap aficionados proved the capabilities of music itself to the world and cemented themselves as this list’s illustrious title of #1 Song Ever Written.