Spoiler-free reactions to The Last Jedi
On Language:
Tooling: not just for actual tools.
On the Millenium Falcon:
That piece of junk? Love it.
On Clothing:
High-waisted pants: First Order uniform?
On Alternative Names/Nicknames:
Kylo Ben. Ben Swolo. General Hugs.
On Sources of Protein:
Porgs are friends, not food. #equality
On Leaving Messages:
Remember to include Hux’s mom. #feminism
On Snoke’s Robe:
Didn’t know Kohl’s was in space.