Spoiler-free reactions to The Last Jedi

On Language:

Tooling: not just for actual tools.

On the Millenium Falcon:

That piece of junk? Love it.

On Clothing:

High-waisted pants: First Order uniform?

On Alternative Names/Nicknames:

Kylo Ben. Ben Swolo. General Hugs.

On Sources of Protein:

Porgs are friends, not food. #equality

On Leaving Messages:

Remember to include Hux’s mom. #feminism

On Snoke’s Robe:

Didn’t know Kohl’s was in space.