After finally figuring out that most of the world hates him, Justin Beiber decided to go on a secret tour around the forgotten places of the nation to try and connect to Americans on a more personal level.  A good hearted gesture, but most of the venues are filled with sponsors, so you know Beibers not entirely doing this out of the goodness in his weird little heart.  On his journey’s, Beiber passed through Marshall, MN.  He set up in the middle of the SMSU football field and waited for the waves of fans to hear him sing.  Except no one showed up.  Confused and angry, Beiber sent in one of his men to see where everyone was.  Apparently Beiber didn’t get the memo that SMSU had an earlier spring break than most schools, and that all of the students were gone.  Infuriated, Beiber entered the local bowling alley to blow off some steam, but instead got in a fight with another bowler.  After getting his head smashed between two bowling balls, Beiber lost all of his memory, and now wonders the town as a homeless douchebag.  Sometimes, if you listen closely, you can hear his cries at night. Baby, baby, baby oohhh…