It’s here, the moment we have all been waiting for.  Valve, the geniuses behind such masterpieces as Portal, Left 4 Dead, and Team Fortress 2, has finally set a release date for their third installment of their Half Life series.  Half Life is known by many in the gaming community as being one of the best first-person shooters out there, with Half Life 2 just making it better.  With almost seven years since the last installment, this has been one of the most anticipated games.  Gamers were willing to lay down their lives for the release of Half Life 3, and that’s exactly what they’ll have to do.

The game requires that you agree to the “Human Life Source Exchange Agreement.”  The “Human Life Source Exchange Agreement” (or the “Half Life SEA” for short) states that by buying and playing Half Life 3, you agree to give your very being to Valve, where in turn Valve can use you for whatever purposes it has in mind.  A steep price, but a price that many are willing to pay.  Many have already preordered and signed the “Half Life SEA.”  The game is set to release this holiday season on November 31, 2014, so get ready to empty your wallets, and to bow to our almighty lords.